Welcome to my Dear Princess Andi page!
Hello there! 
Do you have a question that you just can’t wait to ask ME? Or maybe you have been thinking of me and want to say hello or leave a comment? Here is you chance to do it! Don’t be shy! I look forward to hearing from you!
Princess Andi~
With permission of the IMer that said this to me. I wanted to share it with you because it made me giggle:
“I can imagine Levi has a warrant out on you for all the blue jeans that have been returned as defective because they obviously tend to shrink when you’re around.”
I do love being a cock teasing Princess.
BFla wrote me this wonderful song and gave me permission to share with you here.
“Hands in his pants.”
He has his hands in his pants
Doing the stroker’s dance
He has his hands in his pants
Squirming like they’re full of ants
He has a Princess named Andi
Who keeps him very randy
Stroking up and down
And moving that hand all around
She says put your hands on your cock
And get it hard as a rock
She has him stroke and stroke and stroke
With never a pussy to poke
She says you can have lots of fun
But don’t you dare cum
When you’re close your hand is throttled
And your cum is all bottled
He has his hands in his pants
Working that big frustrated dick
He has his hands in his pants
Staring at the mirror he longs to lick
He has his hands in his pants
Begging please let me shoot
He has his hands in his pants
His whining gives her such a hoot
He has his hands in his pants
He wants to cum but he can’t
All he gets is more frustrated with every pump
And more furniture to hump
He has his hands in his pants
And he’ll keep them there for Andi
He’d jerk all the way to France
For that voice as sweet as candy
He has his hands in his pants
Doing the stroker’s dance
He has his hands in his pants
Squirming like they’re full of ants.
Thank you Bfla! I can’t tell you how much fun I have when you do the stroker’s dance with your hand in your pants!
The Car Song For Princess Andi, by BFLA
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
With his big hard dick
So frustrated it could shift a stick
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
Feeling that horny meat
Trying to grind into the seat
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
And every time a red light falls
He has to take his hand and squeeze his balls
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
And has to call Andi on the phone
So she can listen to him moan
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
While Andi says no poke
Not even a measly little stroke
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
He begs to her to let his cum free
But she says no keep it bottled up for me
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
He does it every single day
So Andi can frustrate him this way
He is hard in the car
And has to drive very far
And always that big cock
Will be hard as a rock
Bfla, I thank you for another incredible song. I really enjoy listening to you moan and beg! You are an incredibly fun BHF pet!
I am pleased to share this wonderful song, that Bfla wrote, in honor of May being Masturbation month. Thank you for another great song!
Up and Down Song For Princess Andi By Bfla
He moves his hand up and down
With a smile, but then a frown
Because Andi says yes you may cum
But then ha ha no, you are all done
He moves his hand up and down
While she taunts him with this sound
I’m keeping your cum all bottled up
While you beg me to erupt
Yes stroke your dick extremely fast
While I push you to last and last
And don’t you dare let your stuff fly
Or you can kiss any pleasure goodbye
Yes while you ride that edge
I want you to repeat your favorite pledge
I will keep it all bottled up in my balls
While Andi’s orgasm sounds ring off the walls
So I want to hear you strain and groan
The Princess masturbator’s moan
I am not allowed to cum
So that Princess Andi may increase her fun
Yes you must stroke faster and faster
To Andi’s ever increasing laughter
And just when you think you will pop
I am going to order you to stop
Then you must beg ME to cum and cum
And listen to my contented hum
As your dick just throbs and throbs
And I listen to your sobs
Then if you beg me quite enough
I will let you stare at my glistening muff
And jerk your big dick up and down
While you make your frustrated sounds
Because an orgasm you will never get
My big hard purple pet
Yay! I just love how big and hard and purple you get! Thanks again for this fun song for me to post on my blog! *muah*
Hi there, here is another terrific song. Written by Bfla.
Princess Andi’s Shrimp and Grits Song By Bfla
He eats his shrimp and grits
While staring at her tits
He wants to grab them with his digits
But can’t because he’s wearing oven mitts
He eats shrimp and grits in a smock
So he doesn’t spill them on his cock
That Andi has hard as a rock
And threatens to put in a lock
He’s never tried this dish before
But now he is begging more more more
Andi says sure but first go hump the floor
And prove you’re my grits-eating whore
So now he begs for grits with his shrimp
While she says don’t let your dick go limp
I want it pumped up like a blimp
So that you have cum I may crimp
So have tomato and sausage with your corn
While I make you watch some porn
And have you looking very forlorn
Because no cuming tonight or in the morn
So now she pushes his face into the plate
As she fastens a harness to her waist
She says shrimp and grits is a dish of the south
Best eaten off my cock into your mouth
One might not think shrimp goes with grits
But please do consider this
Could there be anything more scrumptious
Than having them with Princess’ dick in your rumpus
Now he loves his shrimp and grits
While dreaming of juicy clits
That he’ll never ever get
As long as he’s Andi’s grits-eating pet
*giggle* I have so much fun with my grits-eating pet! The best part is feeding it to you…
Thank you for another great song to share on my blog.
And, you are welcome to more Shrimp and Grits anytime! 
Guess what? Bfla wrote another song to tribute his favorite cockteasing princess!
I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I do:
The Air Song By BFLA For Princess Andi
He has to hump the air
Can’t put his dick anywhere
He has to hump the air
Gets no pussy with or without hair
He can’t put his hands on his cock
Still it’s hard as a rock
Not even a finger does he get
Still the tip’s all leaky wet
He has to hump the air
Can’t grind the floor or a chair
He has to hump the air
Whining it isn’t fair
He pumps only atmosphere
While Andi sits back with a jeer
She says you’re my air humping whore
And I won’t give you any more
So he thrusts and thrusts his hips
While Andi rubs her pussy lips
She laughs at his wild gyrations
And his obvious frustration
He stands with his pants at his knees
And begs to stroke oh please please please
But all Andi says is I get to cum
While you look ridiculous and then some
His thrusting hips do all the work
While he says please let me jerk
But Andi says no no no
Your cock gets nowhere to go
He has to hump the air
Can’t put his dick anywhere
He has to hump the air
Gets no pussy with or without hair
Thank you, Bfla! Watching you Hump the air will never grow tiresome! You are a wonderful air humping whore! I do enjoy hearing you whine, whimper and beg! Thank you for the song!
Chastised in Pink wrote these for me and I am happy to share these with you.
The Stunningly beautiful Andi:
The stunningly beautiful Andi
Sweeter than delectable candy
one word from her voice
and your already moist
but she keeps you as chaste as old Gandhi
Ms Andi is not just a Princess
but also a dominant Goddess
Although she is sweet
You’ll fall at her feet
In Her power you’re totally helpless
Thank you for writing these for me. I enjoyed reading them and I am happy to share them on my blog.
Dear Princess Andi: I am so excited to be the first to leave you a comment on your new page!
I look forward to many more. I have a question and a comment. My question is: How do you continuously come up with so many new and creative ways to tease, torture, deny, and, ultimately, give me the most intense releases ever?! My comment is: Thank you again for an incredible call today. I so can’t wait to share more coffee with you! I will think of you and get excited EVERY TIME I have a cup of coffee, and, as you know, that is a lot of coffee and A LOT of excitement! 
You truly are the Best Princess Ever. Bfla
Hi there Bfla!
I am so happy you were the first to comment on my new page.
Thank you for taking the time to do that! What a sweet surprise! Okay to answer your question… I really don’t know. I just have so much fun and love using my creativity for more erotic, wicked purposes. And, you are most welcome, Bfla! I am looking forward to sharing more incredible coffee breaks with you and love how excited you get during your coffee break. 
(((Hugs)))
Your Best Princess Ever,
Andi~
Dear Princess,
I was thinking about you this morning and wanted to say hi. I enjoyed giving you my special gift on the phone last night and hope you were as excited to receive it. It sure sounded like it. Although wouldn’t you say you were doing the giving and me the receiving? I would love to hear how much you enjoyed it.
Hi there Bfla,
I really enjoyed your surprise last night. I loved hearing how hot you get. I had so much fun teasing you and making you squirm. *giggles* I loved bending you over, that by far was my favorite! Yay!
Your BPE,
Andi~
Andi there are so many reasons you are the Best Princess Ever. Here are 16. You are
Beautiful. Inside and out.
Educated. About so many things.
Sexy. In every way.
Teasing. No one does it better.
Passionate. About life and all that goes with it.
Resourceful. So many ideas for our calls!
Intelligent. Keeping up is a challenge, even for ME.
Novel. You have introduced me to so many new things.
Creative. Your imagination knows no boundaries.
Eager. To learn about what I want and to please.
Stimulating. You fulfill all my desires and emotions.
Supportive. As a friend and caring Princess.
Encouraging. To try new things and making sure I am comfortable.
Voluptuous. I melt when I see or hear you.
Enchanting. You cast your spell. I am yours forever.
Real. I am always talking to YOU, not a phone image.
Bfla,
Once again, I am amazed by the beautiful surprise that you left for ME! What a wonderful gift! Thank you for this, it is a sweet treat!
Your BPE,
Andi~
Tonight is their fun nite again and you have no idea how proud you would be of me. I will be doing it for you Andi.
That is great! Roger, I look forward to hearing more about it. And, I am very proud of you!
Princess Andi~
Andi it is a pleasure to write for such a fun and wonderful phone princess. I love creating for such an appreciative audience. I am thrilled you wanted to post my work. Bfla
Bfla,
How could I not want to share these with others. I have so much fun reading what you write for me.
Thanks for taking such time in creating such fun and naughty songs for me.
Andi~
Thank you again for posting my work Andi. I love creating tributes to you and am especially pleased I was able to write something fun for your favorite month. Let’s all masturbate away!
Yay! Let’s all masturbate! Thank you for such wonderful and fun songs! I do love, being able to share, what you write with others on my blog. Thank you!
~Princess Andi~
Hi Andi. You know as I have told you countless times that a great joy in my life is creating these special “tributes” to you. I am really glad I can share my talents with you and that you have chosen to share them with your readers. Shrimp and Grits was especially meaningful for both of us. I hope it never loses its meaning for you, no matter what, and that you will always be filled with the spirit and feeling I felt when I wrote it. Thank you for posting it. I hope all who see it take it in the fun spirit in which I wrote it and have fun with all my postings.
Bfla,
I enjoy your “tributes” to me. I appreciate that you take the time to write these songs for ME. Shrimp and Grits will always hold its meaning to ME and I will never,ever forget the day you finally had “Shrimp and Grits”. How much fun was that???? Very!!!! 
~Princess Andi~
How do feel about having guys shave their pubic hair? Do you think it makes it look more comical?
Hi DL thanks for the question! Have you ever heard the expression, “Want to make your house look bigger? Trim the hedges. ” That’s what I think of every time someone shaves for me.
You asked me if I think it makes it look more comical? My answer is, “It depends on the real estate!” yes. sometimes on some guys when they shave everything off it really cracks me up. Sometimes it looks really good.
~Princess Andi~
Do you have a preference for circumcised or uncircumcised? I read the other day that some state is trying to outlaw circumcision.
Have you ever watched a guy do nude jumping jacks? I have yet to do it for a woman who hasn’t cracked a smile.
I like your name. Is it a stage name?
When someone does a webcam session, is it saved to a file?
Hi there! I love seeing all kinds of dicks. I do care more about cock size.
Concerning the ban, I believe you are referring to San Francisco. There is a proposal that has been approved, to include on the November ballot, to vote on banning circumcision.
This is highly entertaining! Would you like to make me smile? *giggle*
I can watch you on cam.
~Princess Andi~
Hello there,
I am glad you like my name! Thanks for the question…
Andi is my name.
Hi there. I value your privacy. The answer to your question is a big fat NO. I don’t save or record any webcam session to a file. I do love watching on cam.
Thanks for the question. 
Ouch! You are really going to laugh at me. Mine is soooo small. But here is some art history. Michelangelo’s David is fairly small too, and not circumcised. One of the great questions is why the artist didn’t portray him as circumcised, since David was a Jew. Michelangelo would have known better, but maybe he was trying to please his Roman patrons?
*giggle* Yes. I can’t help but laugh at small cocks. And, yes. I suspect Michelangelo’s David was done with the Roman’s in mind. I assume he didn’t want to insult the very people that were his patrons.
~Princess Andi~
Andi I was shocked to read about the proposed circumcision ban in San Francisco. What is really amazing is that the ban contains NO religious exemptions. A few days ago a group of Jews, Muslims and doctors filed a lawsuit to keep the measure off the ballot on the grounds it would violate a California state law regulating medical procedures. There are certainly going to be First Amendment lawsuits if it passes. I don’t see this law sticking. What do you think?
Hello there,
I don’t think it will stick. I would think the people of San Francisco have more important issues to deal with…
Can you imagine what the ads are going to be like for this, come election time? *rolls eyes* San Francisco : Cock Wars…
I like that, Andi. How about “To snip or not to snip, that is the question.”
Bfla,
ha ha ha…
To snip or not to snip?